About
One person making tokens about the absurdity of modern existence.
Who Runs blackmint.dev
A solo dev making tokens about what's happening.
Internet chaos and brain rot. Political theater. The usual, you know.
Someone's gotta take notes.
Why tokens?
Because we're living through interesting times. I have opinions, and a laptop.
Why anonymous?
Privacy is good. Some might call it a human right. Also if you knew who I was you'd be like "oh, just some guy" and the mystique would die.
Why 5% charity?
Because a free and fair internet benefits you and me.
What to expect:
Tokens launch when something feels worth noting. Could be weekly, could be monthly. There's no schedule.
Some will resonate and some won't. That's how it goes.
Every token has 80% liquidity locked for 6-12 months. All wallet addresses are published before mint, and all transactions are verifiable on Solscan.
Can't rug what's provable on-chain.
What blackmint.dev Does
Makes tokens about moments and archives them on the blockchain.
Entertainment-only collectibles with transparent economics. Zero team allocation means there's nothing to dump. Liquidity stays locked, wallets stay public.
The Range:
- • Meta moments (making tokens about making tokens, because why not)
- • Internet chaos (main character syndrome, ratio events, viral meltdowns)
- • Real-world absurdity (political theater, infrastructure collapse, yay!)
Sometimes serious. Sometimes stupid. Usually both at once.
The model:
- • 15% studio compensation (for the work)
- • 5% to charity (funding people who might actually try)
- • 80% locked liquidity (provable on-chain)
The promise:
Tokens grant nothing. No utility. No access. No governance. Just a receipt that says "I was here when [thing] happened and we all just... kept scrolling."
What Tokens ARE and ARE NOT
Tokens ARE:
- ✓ Entertainment collectibles
- ✓ Cultural documentation
- ✓ Tradeable on-chain
- ✓ Connected to charity donations
- ✓ Archived with context
Tokens are NOT:
- ✗ Investment vehicles
- ✗ Governance rights
- ✗ Access passes
- ✗ Reward mechanisms
- ✗ Financial instruments
- ✗ Promises of returns
FAQ
Isn't this kind of dark?
Look around you. I'm actually optimistic.
Are you trying to be edgy?
No, I'm just tired.
Will this fix anything?
No. It's documentation with a side of dark humor. 5% goes to people who might actually try though.
Why should I care about these tokens?
You shouldn't. They're collectibles marking moments in the absurd timeline. If that resonates, cool. If not, there are plenty of rugs to choose from.
This seems cynical.
Cynicism would be taking 20% and donating 0%. I'm realistic and still trying to route some money somewhere useful.
Do you think you're better than other projects?
No. I'm just honest about what this is. Public wallets, public verification. All the contracts can be checked and are immutable.
Can I lose money?
Yes. You can lose everything. This is entertainment, not investment. No promises. No guarantees. Just receipts.